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If I can't even fly faster than superman, then I might as well die.

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sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via fantasiacathedral)

— 4 hours ago with 69113 notes
#OH NO MR. A I LEFT MY SODA AT YOUR HOUSE 
misterartist:

Amnesia: Wake Up, Daniel. by Kabudragon
It’s just a bad dream…that’s all it is, just a bad dream…

misterartist:

Amnesia: Wake Up, Daniel. by Kabudragon

It’s just a bad dream…that’s all it is, just a bad dream…

(Source: deviantart.com)

— 13 hours ago with 29 notes

I didn’t mean I want to be gay WITH you with you I meant like in the same room at the same time as you

— 13 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

(via spookypuke)

— 13 hours ago with 53959 notes

thoughtsofalonglostprincess:

"You look like you’ve gained weig-"

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"Wow, you really eat a lot!"

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"I’ve lost xx lbs!"

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"I’m starting this new diet, where you basically-"

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(via sexonadeathbed)

— 13 hours ago with 1518 notes